First fathers day today, and Jensen is one month old.
A) Old spice. Nastiest after shave EVER. Doin it old school kids. Like dads of 1975. I only didn’t get tweed slippers and argyle socks as I couldn’t get to the shops
B) a Darrell Lea Dad’s bag. Complete with liquorice and rocky lea road.
C) a puzzle to solve in his Weezer lunch box. Which was two tix to Weezer next January. In the mosh. His favorite. Band. Ever. Rock n roll dad. Wearing old spice. Yep. Now all we have to do is figure out how to smuggle Jensen in for an epic first concert.
D) a musical card featuring a farting baby put to classical music
Bring on the lame dad jokes. Dad and j-man and mum have been family dancing to Weezer in the lounge room. The j man’s knackered.